You attention, please ! The captain and crew are delighted and exited to welcome you on board for Flight 69 headed for your Wildest Fantasies.
Our stewards will begin by bending over backwards (and any other desired position) to please our first class passengers. Our cabin crew is now standing at full, erect attention. Yout desire is our command.
Ah, did you spill your drink on your trousers ? No worry, we'll manhandle it ! If you want a cocktail, no problem, our crew members are experts at whipping them up. And if your seat is a bit uhm... tight, we'll be happy to check just how tight it is ! For maximum enjoyment, humpy ride !